!!!Secondary Gods

!!Note : The Gods listed here are not the Main Gods; this doesn't mean, by far, that they are deprived of powers! Despite their being secondary deities, they are still far more poweful than any mortal.. or hero. These secondary Gods may have known better days, or aim for more power. Who knows, maybe they will enter the Gods' Top Fourteen sometimes soon?

Geb : God of Earth and naturally of fruits and vegetation. His laugh supposedly cause earthquakes.

His sacred animal is the goose. Member of the Great Ennead of Heliopolis. Representation : A tall, green-skinned man, he holds a long, golden spear with the representation of a goose at the tip. Geb in Samoth is little respected (too few followers), but his laugh is abruptly powerful.

Agni : Agni is another god of fire, the guardian of homes and the protector against evil. He's red, with two faces, seven fire tongues, and golden teeth ; seven rays of light stem from his body.

He's the spark of life and thus, a part of him exists within every living creature. He's the fire in the sun.

On Samoth, one country shows extraordinary devotion to that god. Some guilds can even get into contact with him after a human sacrifice. (argh) .

Hesat : Celestial, sacred cow. This is a goddess who quench the thirst of mankind with a divine beverage, called the "Booze".

This is one of the rare goddesses living on earth and hobnobbing with human beings.

She is often represented very serious, but she has the habit of wandering as a lurid-pink heifer when she gets idle.

Nephthys : She's the guardian-goddess of the dead, called the housekeeper by her followers. She's Geb's daughter. She is a member of the Great Ennead of Heliopolis.

Nephthys has invented (according to guilds' masters) a very complex lingo that only some wizards can read. According to "Samoth Tabloid", she may have had a love affair with Death. She's a petite, joyful woman wearing a strange hat with her name on it. She's little appreciated by Samoth's kingdoms.

Philimon : He's the god of invalids, and is called One-Leg by Samoth's inhabitants. According to legend, Philimon got his leg cut by accident during a game of Taablephoot.

He's a diminutive, ancient man, who's mssing a leg. He has a great cane to help him and wears a ninja suit with a iron mask.

He's very feared, and accodring to our official sources, Philimon has bad breath.

Onouris : He is the God of Warriors, not to be confused with Marishiten, the God of war and Blood. He's represented with tall feathers on his head and pulling a rope descending from the sky.

Legends say that Onouris was thrown out of the Great Ennead of Heliopolis after having killed a now gone god: Gabi.

Onouris has a secret gift: he's the Planes of gods's resident Mac Gyver. He can, with a olive fruit's stone and a match, behead 55 chickens, 43 cows, 78 pigeons, and even 48 crawfishes. (authentic)

Nobody loves this weird character, even the warriors hate him. That's saying a lot!

Tefnout : Goddess of rain, clouds, and dew… She symbolizes water and its power of creation. Tefnout is a member of the Great Ennead of Heliopolis. She's a lion-headed woman with a solar disc on her head and a long, golden spear.

Peasants rever, but beware of not confuse her with Varûnaa (her boss).

Legends say that Tefnout was a young farm girl when Varûnaa contacted her during her sleep.

Nepri : The god of seeds (no, you're not hallucinating), he stands for the germinating seed.

Human-looking god with a seed-covered skin.

This frankly weird god is very discreet. Few people and gods have ever seen him and the rare lucky ones who saw his silhouette were changed into earthworms.

Nepri supposedly has 6 fingers instead of 10. The sixth may be the day of his mortal death…

Pingu : The god of auks, he stands for the penguins (it's that simple).

He's a god wearing a long tuxedo, and a cigar. He's very sympathetic, he can convince you to buy cotton buds to stick them in your ass. Squarely.

This ecentric character is one of the rare god living on earth… well, it's mostly because Pingu has a famous theatre company and a ice-cream bar brand that has been very successful for years that he stays.

Gabi : This is a long-gone God who was murdered during a meeting by Philimon (see above). Gabi is said to be still alive, and to be very destructive. If he really exists, then it is to be feared that he'd want revenge.

His physique beofre getting killed was as followed:a seven-and-a-half-foot tall, clad entirely in black. He was really classy… Nowadays, it is forbidden to shout his name. The rare persons who have done were assassinated the following second.

Dyaus et Prithvi : Dyaus is a deity of water (kind of an undergod), Prithvi a deity of earth.

They are small twins resembling pretty ugly lutins; very petty and rascal characters, they were leading deities, revered as deities of fertility. They were looked upon as having sired every other god and man until the belief was belied by a marmot.

Since then, Dyaus and Prithvi find solace in the "Booze". Some guilds pretend that their alliance is destructive in combat.

Green Peace Man : He's the god of trees, oaks, maples… but especially of a Samothians-little-known weed: the cannabis. He's a almost-six-foot tall man and wears a deep-blue gob-hat, a half-open, neon-green shirt, beige shorts, and above all very trendy, black sandals.C'est le dieux des arbres, des chênes, des érables ... mais surtout d'une plante peu connue des samothien : le cannabis.

Green Peace Man is always daydreaming or sleeping.

The legend says that Green Peace Man was somking some illegal weed when Geb (god of vegetation) contacted him. Since then, they've been the best of friends (for better and particularly for worst).

Green Peace Man has a green, not-very-destructive magic that is nonetheless very useful (gift of putting to sleep the ennemies).

Shimera : The Goddess of shadows and of desolation. She wears a long, great, black robe. She's an enigmatic, cold, and never-speaking person; she walks slooooowwwwly.

Shimera can change into an Angel of Desolation as she pleas. Her shrieks are devastating.

Don not aver step on her robe… Ever.

The legend says that her thick robe hides terrible burns... Those wanting to try are warned!

Muhzul Man : The god of Supermarkets, and more precisely of Intermarches!

He's the mascot of the brand Intermarché, Muhzul Man is often called by the name Musquetier. Muhzul Man has a very long mustache, and a D'Artagnan-like hat. His sword looks shabby from afar but is far from being shabby, I can't tell you! (Whoever finds the crappy pun hidden in this sentence wins discount coupon.)

The legend says that Muhzul Man, god of Intermarches fought against a Mister Hazhardiscoont E. Leklerh (and his benchmarks) to make himself a name on Samoth!

Yoshito Zakanodo : Small being (five feet and five inches) with black, shoulder-length hair, a red bandanna, and a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth. He's the god of depressive: he never talks, and on the whole hates the rest of the world.

Yoshito was only a small Asian when he commits suicide with his ancestral saber ("seppuku"). As the spirit of Yoshito was en route for heavens, an extremely rare event happens: the sorrow-laden of Zakanado took a turn and exile himself on a samothian plain. Death(c)(r)TM's stubbornness was fruitful since he found the deceased soul, and to punish Yoshito, cursed him in the worst manner: he gave him eternel youth and invincibility so that he could suffer for all eternity.

Contrary to belief, Yoshito Zakanado fight extremely well, he's probably one of the best in this domain. He's considered a secondary god, but in fact, no one knows exactly what he is now. Yoshito goes rarely down on earth, but when that happens, you should run to cover. Really.